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I am going to coin a phrase, or several of them.

To my male readers, ie all of them: Have you ever looked at a woman and thought to yourself that she is cute or beautiful or pretty or whatever, but felt no desire for her on that base level? Like you think she may be good looking, but it's the kind of good looking that is best for someone else?

From now on, if you see a girl like that, call her 'Someone else's cute' or 'Someone else's beautiful' or whatever adjective you like. For me, it describes every other Iowan woman I see.

In a sort of related note, I used to once tell girls I met at random places that I coined the phrase 'coin the phrase'. This was followed big a nonsense story explaining how.